Jokes of the day

1) 1Larki apne Boyfriend se : 

    Mera sohna...
     Mera Bacha...
     Mera Gugnoo...
     Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
     Bolo Baby...!
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    Boyfriend : Tum mujhey purpose krna chah rahi ho Ya Adopt ???:)



2)    Puri Raat Jagne ke Fayeday(profits).....
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     Subeh uth ker Brush nahi karna parta....!!!!

     Save your tooth-paste.
     A Public message
     From
     Hakeem Mastana
     Bina Daanto'n wale.



3)  Bachha:Teacher se : Mam main kaicha dikhta hoon???

     Madam:Chhhhoooooo chhhweeettttt...
     Bachha:(bazu wale ladke se)Dekha main nai kahta tha meko line marti hai




4)   Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
       Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now???



5)   Engineering student to Sweeper : Merey Pas Knowledge hai....Degree hai...
                                                            4 logo'n me Ezzat hai...
                                                            Terey pas kya hai??


    

      Sweeper :                                       Merey pas Naukri hai. 

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