1) 1Larki apne Boyfriend se :
Mera sohna...
Mera Bacha...
Mera Gugnoo...
Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
Bolo Baby...!!!!
Boyfriend : Tum mujhey purpose krna chah rahi ho Ya Adopt ???:)
Mera Gugnoo...
Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
Bolo Baby...!!!!
Boyfriend : Tum mujhey purpose krna chah rahi ho Ya Adopt ???:)
2) Puri Raat Jagne ke Fayeday(profits).....
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Subeh uth ker Brush nahi karna parta....!!!!
Save your tooth-paste.
A Public message
From
Hakeem Mastana
Bina Daanto'n wale.
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Subeh uth ker Brush nahi karna parta....!!!!
Save your tooth-paste.
A Public message
From
Hakeem Mastana
Bina Daanto'n wale.
3) Bachha:Teacher se : Mam main kaicha dikhta hoon???
Madam:Chhhhoooooo chhhweeettttt...
Bachha:(bazu wale ladke se)Dekha main nai kahta tha meko line marti hai
4) Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now???
5) Engineering student to Sweeper : Merey Pas Knowledge hai....Degree hai...
4 logo'n me Ezzat hai...
Terey pas kya hai??
Sweeper : Merey pas Naukri hai.
4 logo'n me Ezzat hai...
Terey pas kya hai??
Sweeper : Merey pas Naukri hai.
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